Overheard whilst handing out kit for our Bronze Duke of Edinburgh group tonight…
Can I swap rucksacks? This green one doesn’t go with my waterproof jacket, I’d rather have a blue one.
Do you snore? Because if you wake me up I will put you out of our tent.
I’m not sharing a tent with him, have you smelt his feet!
Ooh look, my rucksack’s got a packet of fruit pastels in the top pocket.
If this gas canister is full of gas, why does it sound like it’s full of water?
And my favourite
I think he should carry all the food for our group, because he eats more than the rest of us!
Honestly, what are they like?